"Liar," Michael accuses with a smirk, raising his brows like he's challenging Valenti with it. "I mean, if it's so fun, then why are you here wasting your time with me, huh?"
"Because annoying you is fun," he says and makes a face at Michael. "What is it that you really mean cowboy?" he then questions. There's something off with the way Michael is acting towards him.
Michael shrugs, knowing that he's definitely about to get decked in the face, but hey, where's the fun if he doesn't try? "I dunno, maybe I mean that I could show you some real fun if you ever decide to get off that big straight horse of yours."
Seeing as things between him and Alex clearly aren't peachy keen these days.
"What the fuck. What the actual fuck you think you're talking about Guerin?" he shouts and gives Michael a hard shove in the chest. "I'm fucking straight alright? I don't wanna fucking sleep with you. Not now. Not ever. Fuck off," he says with a glare and turns to leave before he knocks Guerin's teeth out. He's alright with gay guys. Like Kyle. But only as long as they don't hit on him. He feels sick.
Michael lets him shove him as much as he wants, smirking because this is a lot of protesting, but he holds up both his hands in the air like he's about to give up on that. "Hey, I'm just saying, sometimes a mouth is a mouth," he points out.
"I'll leave it to the women of Roswell to see that manscaped chest of yours, though," he quips.
"We're not in college dickwad," he says with a glare. "There's nothing wrong with taking care of yoruself. The women greatly appreciates my chest, thank you very much. If anyone is the odd one out it's you and Alex. Shouldn't gay men shave everything off to look like a pre-teen?" he says and makes a face.
"Not gay," he reminds Kyle, and Alex doesn't shave everything either, which he'd been pretty happy with. Michael glances down to where his popped buttons shows off the chest hair, then back to Kyle. "But yeah, keep telling yourself that. You get things bleached, too?" he asks with a smirk.
"Why the fuck would I bleach anything? Who the fuck does that?" He makes another face at Guerin, feeling increasingly uncomfortable with the conversation.
Michael's having the time of his life pushing Kyle outside of his comfort zone the way he is, with a smirk. "I mean, if you're down there," he says conversationally, "and you're going to town, it might look better, that's all I'm saying. You're smart enough to get the rest."
That gets a laugh, his tongue pressed to his teeth as he smirks. "Oh, do you? You only trim?" He adjusts the boa around his neck. "Well, guess some lucky girl gets to see all your trimming."
"Lots of girls," he corrects with an annoyed look on his face. "They prefer not getting hair stuck in their teeth while they deep throat me," he then brags.
"Well, in that case, you go right back to enjoying your lots of girls," Michael quips. "I'll just enjoy them when you're done with them, and see about enjoying the guys too."
He flips the boa up like he's waving with it. "See you around, Valenti."
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Date: 2019-06-21 08:47 pm (UTC)Seeing as things between him and Alex clearly aren't peachy keen these days.
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Date: 2019-06-23 02:17 am (UTC)"I'll leave it to the women of Roswell to see that manscaped chest of yours, though," he quips.
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Date: 2019-07-01 11:39 pm (UTC)He flips the boa up like he's waving with it. "See you around, Valenti."
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