Michael definitely doesn't need any help, but yeah, he enjoys pushing at Valenti's buttons like this, raising a brow. "Do they not?" he retorts, like he's suddenly shocked. "What? Roswell, a tiny backwater shitty town, doesn't like men like me or Alex?"
He scoffs and shakes his head. "What, so are you saying you need the walk home to hide from the assholes who live around here? Do they not like smart guys either?"
"Yeah I know. Big surprise," he responded with exaggerated facial expressions. Nice try Guerin, he isn't falling for it.
"I don't need help. Uneducated bottom feeders are just a minor annoyance," he said, taking a step forward. "And don't think for a moment that I'll walk you home. Not even if you wore a wig."
"Who needs a wig, my hair's pretty enough as it is," he boasts, which isn't the cast most days lately because it's not like he's taking the kind of care of it that he needs to, but some days, when he really tries, well, he could definitely make it.
"You gonna let me go my own way without accusing me of wrongdoing, then?" he challenges.
"Hey, are you saying birds' nests can't be?" Actually, probably, yeah. He knows that he's got a lot of work if he wants to be presentable when it comes to his hair and he usually only does it for special occasions.
Smirking at Valenti, he tips his hat to him. "What if I like getting into trouble?" he calls after him, seeing as it's the best part of his day, sometimes.
"That's exactly what I'm saying. If you stayed still for long enough some bird would lay eggs in there," he says with a smile that meant no good. "If you do get in trouble, a) don't call me and b) try not to bleed out too much." he huffed and crossed his arms over his chest. If Guerin thought that would make him more likely to just let him go after that, he was wrong.
"So, apparently, I gotta try harder. Heard," he says, even though he hasn't decided yet if he's going to do anything about it, but hey, he's heard it. He snorts and gives Valenti a mocking salute. "Don't worry. I've survived my whole life without having a doctor who knows about everything."
He'll just do the mature thing and bleed in his truck with a bottle of nail polish remover, like he normally does. "See you around, doc."
He stiffens his back and glares down at Michael. "Maybe you ought to start seeing one. You have a a high-risk of getting it real bad," he huffs. "See you around and don't die on me."
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Date: 2019-05-14 01:05 am (UTC)He scoffs and shakes his head. "What, so are you saying you need the walk home to hide from the assholes who live around here? Do they not like smart guys either?"
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Date: 2019-05-14 08:50 am (UTC)"I don't need help. Uneducated bottom feeders are just a minor annoyance," he said, taking a step forward. "And don't think for a moment that I'll walk you home. Not even if you wore a wig."
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Date: 2019-05-15 11:28 pm (UTC)"You gonna let me go my own way without accusing me of wrongdoing, then?" he challenges.
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Date: 2019-05-16 12:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-16 08:29 pm (UTC)Smirking at Valenti, he tips his hat to him. "What if I like getting into trouble?" he calls after him, seeing as it's the best part of his day, sometimes.
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Date: 2019-05-16 09:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-18 01:23 pm (UTC)He'll just do the mature thing and bleed in his truck with a bottle of nail polish remover, like he normally does. "See you around, doc."
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Date: 2019-05-18 02:04 pm (UTC)