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It's probably not the most clever Halloween costume, but given that he's basically wearing his brothers' work uniform, only sluttier, Michael feels pretty comfortable saying that it amuses him, so he's enjoying it. He's in the tan sheriff's outfit, with reflective sunglasses and white cowboy hat, but the pants are probably more Jenna's size than Max's, and come with a very handy strip-off feature.

There's also a pair of fuzzy leopard-print handcuffs that goes with the whole set. It's definitely not the innocent Elliot costume he'd worn the other day.

He ambles right up to the front door of his own home, when he knows Alex is home (because he'd texted asking when he'd be there), and leans himself nice and comfortably against the door, thumb hooked in his belt loop as he pounds on the door with his fist. "Police!" he shouts, deepening his voice so he sounds completely different (and yeah, he is doing his best Max impression, so what?)

"Open up, we've had reports of dangerous activity here!"

Dangerous and hot men lurking on the property, but he's not saying that just yet.